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Some Things Guys should NEVER EVER SAY if there gf asks this: wA= wrong answer rA=sorta right answer

Q1) baby does my ass look big in these jeans?
wA) Yes maybe u should change them or I dunno (cause it doesnt show u care)
rA)What u should say: Baby ur perfect the way u are.

Q2)Baby am i fat?
wA) u r gettin lil chunky baby or baby maybe u should start eating less (this will get tears and stuff broken)
rA)no u r fine dont change a thing i love u the way u r or (some chicks may or may not like this one) its just more of u to love baby

Q3)Do u think my friend looks hot?
wA) first of all its a trick question so there is no right answer always a wrong one but never a right one
rA) u can sorta say (it might get u smacked or maybe no depends on the girl) she is cute but not as beautifuk as u baby or she is ok not my type (that might get u smacked) BUT this after all a trick question

Q4)Want to go shopping with me?
wA) me and the guys are gonna watch the game(WOW big no no we will say ok but then like its omg he doenst like me ne more blah blah tears)
rA) saying yes always the right always lol or saying no baby but u can come over after ur finished and show me all the cute things u got (DING DING DING it shows u still care about it all or w/e)

Q5) Do You Love Me?
wA) DONT HESITATE or try to change the subject or say yeah baby i like you (why cause its like ok u just like me as a friend or what) or of course i do baby and go back to trying to take off her bra(she wants to hear u say it DUH)
rA)if care for her but dont love her tell her she just wants u to be honest even if it hurts but if u love her and are scared to tell her then write something or email or a message on the phone if u cant say it to her face because ur scared

BUT THE MAIN THING IS THERE IS NEVER A WRONG OR RIGHT ANSWER WHEN IT COMES TO THIS SHIT U JUST GOTTA GO WITH THE FLOW
oh but never say she is getting fat or her ass is big cause that right there gets a bitch slap HAHAHA